Catholic Democrat Makes Holy Hour Before The Real Presence Of Obama

November 5, 2012 by  
Filed under Politics, Uncategorized

Ardent Catholic Democrat Gordon Frey arrived at the Church of the Sacred Heart of Obama for his scheduled Holy Hour earlier monday morning. 56-year-old Frey appeared in good spirits as he entered the adoration chapel, going down on both knees and uttering the customary words, “My president and my god.” “I’ve been coming here since they began adoration in ’08,” Frey said. “I feel like it gives me perspective after a long day…knowing that the President of Presidents, the Teleprompter of god, the Sacrament of the Oval Office is continually watching over me…like big brother, I guess you could say.” With the presidential elections just one day away, Frey believes that now is the most crucial time come to adoration. “Catholic Democrats like myself believe that Obama is everywhere, not just the White House. He dwells in our hearts and our homes and our business, but most of all, he is truly present here…at least a piece of his hair that fell on the ground once during meet and greet is.” At press time, Frey was in desperate need of the restrooms, but could not leave Obama alone.