Report: LA Religious Education Congress Nothing But Big Fat Load Of Bull

March 9, 2016 by  
Filed under Libs & Trads

Despite positive reviews from the committee overseeing this year’s Los Angeles Religious Education Congress, a new report out today by EOTT found that virtually everything about the conference is one gigantic Smaug sized turd.

“Literally, the only good thing to come out of the conference is when the vendors start packing up to leave,” one researcher said. “We found that nearly every other good thing that comes out of the conference is purely accidental.”

Speaking to EOTT about the report this morning, LA Religious Education committee member Donna Botti said that she planned to investigate claims that good things accidentally occurred during this year’s conference, ensuring board members that no such accidents would ever be tolerated again.

“It is absolutely unacceptable to allow non-bull crap talks or vendors into these events,” an irritated Botti said. “Beginning next year, all vendors, speakers, and everything else will be highly scrutinized to ensure that our attendees experience the purest form of bull and horse shit that they deserve. We must do our best to make sure that anything even remotely close to resembling orthodoxy does not get through these doors.”

Botti ended by saying that she was excited with the great success they have had with mutilating the Mass over the years, but that more could be done to guarantee that reverence does not come within miles of the LA Congress Masses.