Report: Man Who’s Never Killed Anyone Or Anything Like That Doesn’t Need To Go To Confession

June 9, 2013 by  
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Pittsburgh, PA––A new report out today by area Catholic Marcus Dietrich’s conscience revealed that the 31-year-old father of two is most certainly not in need of the Sacrament of Confession, thanks to never having killed anyone or anything terrible like that. Data compiled by Dietrich after a moment’s reflection upon entering church this morning also showed that he was, indeed,... Read More