Pope Francis Declares Homosexuality Obligatory For All Catholics, New York Times Reports

July 29, 2013 by  
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Pope Francis

New York, NY––During an interview given while walking from his airplane arriving from Brazil to the 1983 Ford Escort awaiting to take him to the Vatican, His Holiness Pope Francis declared the new ex-cathedra Catholic dogma that all members of the Catholic Church must become homosexual, the New York Times reported. This declaration is said by the New York Times to have sent shock waves through... Read More

Vatican Insiders Reveal Holy Father Resigned Because Roman Curia “Too Fabulous”

February 24, 2013 by  
Filed under Uncategorized, Vatican

Roman Curia

VATICAN CITY–Sources close to Pope Benedict revealed today that the ultimate reason for his resignation was not his old age, but in fact an inability to keep up with the “fabulousness” of the Roman Curia. “The Holy Father is a simple man,” our sources said, “and can’t keep up with the non-stop furniture re-arrangements, the hair stylings, or the near-hourly musical numbers he found... Read More