Pelosi Excommunicates Cordileone

June 17, 2014 by  
Filed under Libs & Trads

Washington, DC––In an astonishing move today, Minority Leader of the House of Representatives and Mouthpiece of God in the United States Nancy Pelosi has excommunicated San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone. The move comes just a day after Pelosi sent Cordileone a letter asking him not to attend the National Organization for Marriage march in Washington D.C., calling the event “venom... Read More

New Archbishop Of San Francisco Overjoyed To See City’s Devotion To God’s Covenant With Noah

October 6, 2012 by  
Filed under Parish Life, Uncategorized

San Fransisco, CA––The new Archbishop of San Francisco, Salvatore Cordileone, said Thursday after his installation that he was completely overjoyed and overwhelmed to see that the city had such a devotion to God’s covenant with Noah. “Who knew there could be so many rainbows in one place?” he happily said to reporters that had gathered after Mass. The 56 year old Archbishop... Read More