Peter Jackson Announces Plans for 72-Part Movie Series of The Silmarillion

October 7, 2014 by  
Filed under Parish Life

Image: WIki Commons Hollywood, CA–At a press conference today outside his estate in Beverly Hills, acclaimed director Peter Jackson announced his plans to make a 72-film adaptation of J. R. R. Tolkien’s The Silmarillion. “It was the next logical step after doing Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit,” Jackson said. “In Lord of the Rings, we took over a thousand pages of novel and adapted it to the big screen in three extremely long films. Then... Read More

2-Year-Old Boy Named Lefebvre Being Extremely Disobedient To Father

October 2, 2014 by  
Filed under Libs & Trads

Chino, CA–Citing his son’s refusal to adhere to any of his warnings, Robert Kosheta, once proud father of local 2-year-old Lefebvre Kosheta, reported today that he was extremely disappointed with his son’s stubborn refusal to simply listen to him. After many months of Lefebvre’s ever-growing temper and obstinate resistance to anything his father said, Robert Kosheta told EOTT that he was officially grounded, and would not... Read More

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