Swiss Guard To Modernize Uniforms To Hipster Jeans And Beanies
August 4, 2017 by Admin
Filed under Parish Life
It was announced today that the Swiss Guard’s uniform will be changed to a more modern hipster look. Pontifical Swiss Guard Commandant Daniel Anrig told Guards gathered at the annual When Do We Get To See Some Action Jamboree that the traditional “uniform” worn by the Knights will be replaced so as to be more appealing to millennials. Instead of the well-known European Renaissance-style uniform, the average member of the Swiss... Read More
Sophisticated Lefeverist Smuggling Tunnel Found Under Vatican Walls
August 2, 2017 by Admin
Filed under Libs & Trads
The largest cross-boarder Lefeverist smuggling tunnel to date was discovered in a midnight raid earlier today by Swiss Guards. The smugglers fled, abandoning contraband with a street value of over 3 million euros. Smuggled goods found included pirated copies of “Teach Yourself Latin” software, DVD’s of “The Cardinal,” as well as thousands of copies of Familiaris Consortio and the Decrees of the Council of Trent.... Read More