Developing: Sick Man Attempting To Shake Your Hand During Sign Of Peace

November 15, 2012 by  
Filed under Mass, Uncategorized

Fort Worth, TX––It is being reported this second that the sick man who has been violently coughing into his hands all Mass has been feverishly trying to get your attention to shake hands during the Sign of Peace. “I already threw him a peace sign…why does he keep staring?” you ask yourself as you then begin to throw everyone else peace signs so as to have him believe that... Read More