Disillusioned Protestant On Verge Of Praying To Mary Instead Turns To “Our Lady of Medjugorje”
June 30, 2015 by Admin
Filed under Parish Life
A delightful new relationship with the Virgin Mary was avoided late last night when, just moments before closing her eyes to pray to Mary for the first time in her life, 33-year-old disheartened Protestant Leann Woods decided to pray to “Our Lady of Medjugorje.” “Ah, no! Leann was right there!” A friend of Woods, Debra McAlister, told EOTT this morning. “I’ve been working on her for so long. So when she asked for some material on Mary, I gave... Read More
Supreme Court Demands Apology From God For Sodom And Gomorrah
Just hours after ruling that all Americans, no matter their sexual orientation, can now legally marry the people they love, the U.S. Supreme Court went forward with plans to demand that God apologize and make amends for His actions at Sodom and Gomorrah. Many are calling the decision to hold God liable for the destruction of the impenitent cities as a victory for gay rights activists who have fought for centuries to see God brought to justice. The justices... Read More
Missing Burke Found Alive After Getting Lost Inside Cappa Magna For Five Days
A desperate search for Cardinal Raymond Burke who went missing for two days in the below-zero cold of his cappa magna turned jubilant today when rescuers guided by cellphone signals and footprints in the snow found him alive near the backend of his overturned vestment. About 300 parishioners had searched by land and air inside the cavernous terrain within his cappa magna after he failed to be recovered after acolytes tried to remove the vestment from him... Read More
Blogger Who Wrote Scathing Post On ‘Laudato Si’ Considering Reading Encyclical For Himself
Catholic blogger Dermot McHenry, who wrote a scornful attack on Laudato Si yesterday, reported this morning that he was now about ready to consider actually reading the encyclical for himself. “The thing is like 180 pages long or something like that,” McHenry told EOTT. “And since I’m not a big fan of Francis or the whole global warming thing, or reading long posts, I thought the best thing to do was to simply read what other commentators were... Read More
New ‘Laudato Si’ Encyclical Proof Francis Hates People
In his highly anticipated encyclical on the environment, Pope Francis offered harsh criticism of the global economy, condemning it for pillaging the Earth’s resources at the expense of the poor. In the encyclical, the Holy Father zealously attributes global warming to people, saying “The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth. And that, my friends, is because of the pile of filth living and breathing on it.’” The... Read More