Mexican President Obrador Calls For Border Wall To Help Keep Out Drunk College Students From Entering Country During Spring Break
Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador took to national television Tuesday night in his battle over his proposed border wall to keep out drunk college students from the country during spring break. Describing the situation at places like Cabo San Lucas and Puerto Vallarta during the months of February and April as a “growing crisis,” Obrador urged Congress to give him close to $97 billion pesos to keep out “undesirables.” “This... Read More
Report: God Cares More About Your Team Winning Than Anything Else In The World
January 8, 2019 by Admin
Filed under Parish Life
A team of the most renowned theologians in the world gathered in Hamburg, Germany this week to discuss the importance of your favorite team as it relates to God’s plan for humanity have confirmed that the Lord does, in fact, care about nothing more than your team winning the big game. The report stated that prayers said to God for your favorite team to absolutely decimate the other team in this week’s big match up was the most important thing... Read More
Nancy Pelosi Named Speaker Of The Church
Image: Gage Skidmore Nancy Pelosi became the most powerful person in the Catholic Church today as she was elected Speaker of the Church in America. The Catholic democrat vowed to “reach across the pews and across the divisions in this great Church.” “American Catholics want a Church that delivers results for the people, even if those results are completely at odds with Church teaching they have heard in the past,” Pelosi said with gavel in... Read More