Local Conservative Questioning His Pro-Life Stance After Fr. James Martin Prays For The Unborn At DNC

August 31, 2020 by  
Filed under Parish Life, Uncategorized

Close to a week after Jesuit priest Fr. James Martin prayed for the unborn at the National Democratic Convention, local conservative Catholic Reggie Duval neared the end of yet another day in which he pondered whether or not he would remain pro-life. “As you could imagine, this has been a real struggle for me,” Duval told EOTT, rewatching the scene in which Martin, a liberal leaning priest, prayed for the unborn. “I’ve probably watched this... Read More

Local Rad Trad Eagerly Searching For Video Of Pope Francis’ Baptism

August 25, 2020 by  
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Frantically scouring the internet in hopes of discovering video of Pope Francis’ baptism, local rad trad Ezekiel Radcliff told friends that he hoped to find evidence that the baptism was said improperly, thereby proving once and for all that Francis is not a Christian, let alone successor to St. Peter. “I know it’s a long shot, but since it looks like this guy isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, I’ve gotta do something,”... Read More