Tensions Escalate As North Korea Threatens To Deploy LCWR Nuns On West

April 3, 2013 by  
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Defense Secretary James Mattis is calling North Korea’s threat to use LCWR nuns strapped to long-range missiles a “provocative action” and a “growing threat” to the U.S. and its allies.

In a telephone call to EOTT Tuesday evening, Mattis cited North Korea’s pursuit of nuclear weapons and ballistic missiles as “nothing compared to the threat of one more nun from the Leadership Conference of Women Religious successfully reaching the States.”

“We need to do everything in our power to stop the North Korean threat before we get to the point of no return,” Mattis said. “What we fear is a miscalculation that leads to a provocation.”

North Korea has recently stated that they have the ability to attach an LCWR nun to a long-range missile that could target Guam and Alaska.

“From there who knows what damage the nuns could inflict on the Church. Tens of thousands of innocent television viewers could be in danger of having to watch as these nuns are inevitably interviewed by numerous media outlets about their supposed rights to become deacons and priests. Officials in Pyongyang know this. Any more of these nuns could break the Church in the U.S. and when the Church goes, so does the last vestiges of culture. Once that goes, so goes this great country of ours.”

  • Poor Yorek

    Since our own arsenal of LCWRs is still formidable, this development gives Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) an entirely new context.

  • Luke

    ^It troubles me deeply that I had to double-check to make sure this real news story wasn’t an EOTT release. Enjoy.

  • North Korea is dumb

  • Cupertino

    WMD’s: Weapons of Mass* Dissent
    *to be taken with whatever meaning best fits.

  • Bill Mosca

    This story broke two days late.

  • Christopher Leo Biddle

    The LCWR Dubuque, Iowa gals I live next to may as well dress like that. I protested Obama when he came to Sioux City and there were about 6 “franciscan” “sisters” who run things up at Briar Cliff there to be the Dictator’s cheerleaders. May God have mercy on their souls.

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  • Gary Simmons

    Just War aside, this calls for a preemptive use of Hillary Clinton.

    • Carlos Caso-Rosendi

      A foul mouthed, full diaper attack. No mercy!

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    • Wade Ford


  • Noooo! We cave, give them whatever they want!