Chicago Diocese Votes To Leave USCCB; Cupich Steps Down

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Image: Goat_Girl Blase Cupich has resigned as Bishop of the Archdiocese of Chicago after the diocese voted yesterday to leave the United States Conference... Read More



“Why Ain’t Nobody Singin’ Back the Responsory?” Lector Wondering. “My Arms Is Raised Up High Like They Supposed To Be”

Knoxville, TN––Lector at St. Hildegund Catholic Church in Nashville, Tennessee Helen Banks is currently questioning why parishioners are neglecting to sing the Responsory after clearly being given the cue to respond. “Why ain’t... Read More


New State-Of-The-Art Church Promises Comforts Of The Future

LONDON––A new state-of-the-art church in London opened today with Christmas/Easter size crowds eager for an opportunity to experience the next generation of churches. St. Joseph Cupertino Parish pastor Roger O’Malley gave Eye of... Read More

"Parishioners are challenging the orthodoxy of the homily."

USCCB To Consider Implementing Challenge Flags And Instant Replays During Masses

“Parishioners are challenging the orthodoxy of the homily.” Washington, D.C.–As bishops from across the country gather in Washington, D.C. this weekend for the annual USCCB Liturgical Conference, many within the Church are speculating... Read More

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Catholic School Children Offended By Dumbed Down Homily

El Centro, CA–Students at St. Therese of Carmel Acadamy walked out of Mass confounded earlier this morning after parish priest Fr. Ted Cordova delivered an over simplified homily about the Lord’s command to forgive “not... Read More

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CDF Directs Enthusiasts Not To Host Bigfoot “Seers”

Bear Valley, CA–At the direction of the California Department of Forestry (CDF), a representative for the State agency has written a letter stating that enthusiasts... Read More

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Cardinal Sarah Gives Permission For Priests To Have Their Feet Washed By 12 Women

Image: WikiCommons Priest are not obligated to wash the feet of women during the Mass on Holy Thursday, though they are permitted to have twelve women wash their... Read More

Benedict Breaks Silence With Letter To Atheist; Atheist Denies Existence Of Letter

VATICAN–Breaking his silence for the first time since receiving a letter from Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI, in which Benedict defended himself against accusations... Read More

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[BREAKING] Benedict To Remain Pope, Area Catholic Dreaming

Albany, NY––Just days after he shocked the world by announcing his decision to retire at the end of the month, it is now being reported that Pope Benedict XVI... Read More

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Parish Life

Relic Of The True Apple Eaten By Adam And Eve Being Sold On Ebay For $15

The International Network—An item placed on Ebay last weekend has relic... Read More

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Radicalized Catholic Becomes Priest

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Man May Have Accidentally Skipped Bead; Begins Decade Over Again

Bridgeport, CT––After having lost himself in a daydream while saying... Read More

Disillusioned Protestant On Verge Of Praying To Mary Instead Turns To “Our Lady of Medjugorje”

A delightful new relationship with the Virgin Mary was avoided late last... Read More

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Libs & Trads

Statue In Cathedral Of Our Lady Of The Angels Wondering Why Everyone Keeps Laughing At It


Los Angeles, CA––The Virgin Mary statue at the entrance of Our Lady of the... Read More

Notre Dame To Celebrate “Coming Out As Episcopalian Day”


South Bend, IN–Just days before Notre Dame celebrates “Coming Out Day,”... Read More

Dumbstruck Congregation Listens In Awe As “Judgmental” Pastor Delivers Sound Homily

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Encinitas, CA–Listening in shock and horror as a visiting priest delivered... Read More

SSPX Sentences Priest To 1,000 Lashes For Smiling During Mass

Society of St. Pius X priest Fr. Donald Johnson has been sentenced to three years... Read More

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