Pope Francis Gets Last F-Bomb Out Of System before Giving Up Cussing For Lent
VATICAN–His Holiness Pope Francis shocked the world today during a Papal Audience when he let one last F-Bomb fly before giving up cursing for Lent.... Read More
Libs & Trads
Former LCWR President’s Dynamic Speech May Change Pope’s Mind On Female Ordination
PHOTO: Lisa Johnston ROME––Former President of the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, Pat Ferrell, delivered an electrifying speech yesterday to Pope Benedict XVI and top Church officials regarding the necessity of female priests.... Read More
Area Jesuit Excited About New “Clerics” From Tommy Bahama
Seattle, WA––The Seattle-based manufacturer of casual men’s sportswear Tommy Bahama is set to release its highly-anticipated new line of clothing for Jesuits this week. The clothing company, whose men’s sportswear lines already... Read More
Catholics For Choice Asks Vatican To Allow Abortions In Cases of Rape, Incest, Impending Prom
The pro-choice organization Catholics for Choice today sent a request to the Vatican asking them to ease restrictions on abortion in cases of rape, incest, and impending prom. The focus of the letter was aimed primarily at the subject of impending,... Read More
Scientists Test Effects of Novus Ordo On Longtime Sedevacantist
Dr. William Manders interviewed about Novus Ordo testing on Sedevacantist. Los Angeles, CA–Attempting to explain the physical and emotional toll that an average Sedevacantist would endure during a Novus Ordo, students at UCLA have recently... Read More
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Political
Catholic League’s William Donohue Offended About Something
New York, NY––It is being reported to Eye of the Tiber at this hour that Catholic League President, William Donohue, may possibly be offended about something. Read More →
Berkeley Sophomore Anxiously Considering Coming Out Of Closet To Reveal He’s Opposed To Gay Marriage
Berkley, CA–University of California, Berkeley student Emanuel Ramsey revealed to Eye of the Tiber today that he was extremely nervous about possibly coming... Read More
Planned Parenthood Set To Unveil New Line At Fashion Week
PARIS––The city of Paris has come to a standstill with the anticipation of next week’s start of Fall Fashion Week. Legendary designer Christian Dior... Read More
As Syrian Conflict Intensifies, New Jersey Man Urges God To End Jets Quarterback Controversy
East Rutherford, New Jersey––As U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry effectively set out a case for missile strikes on Syria this morning, New York resident... Read More
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Mass
Area Catholic Confirms Too Many Obligations To Make It To Mass On Holy Day Of Obligation
Rancho San Diego, CA––29-year-old Catholic Tony Rigali confirmed to... Read More
Fr. Zuhlsdorf Installs Electric Altar Rails; 2 Women Injured
Madison, WI––It is being reported that the two unidentified Catholics... Read More
USCCB To Consider Implementing Challenge Flags And Instant Replays During Masses
“Parishioners are challenging the orthodoxy of the homily.” Washington,... Read More
New Text Message Mass All The Rage At Gonzaga University
Spokane, Washington–Expressing sadness for the lack of attention from... Read More
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Parish Life
17-Year-Old Homeschool Boy Solves Mystery Of Trinity While Mother Combs His Hair
Portland, OR––According to the Brandt family, moments ago, 17-year-old homeschooler... Read More
Nun Trampled Near Scapular Section During “O’Brien’s Church Supplies” Black Friday Sale
Biloxi, MS––An O’Brien’s Church Supplies shopper was injured earlier... Read More
Chuck-50012 Still Desperately Awaiting Response From Kristin-51053 On Catholic Match
San Luis Obispo, CA––After drawing international fame last November for his... Read More
Eye Of The Tiber 2013 Year In Review
This January, Canadian pastor Ben Gregor of St. Dwenden Catholic Church was forced... Read More
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