TAC Student Put In The Stocks After Admitting She Did Not Enjoy Reading Kristin Lavransdatter
June 9, 2015 by Admin
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Just minutes after admitting that she did not particularly enjoy reading Sigrid Undset’s Kristin Lavranstadder series, Thomas Aquinas College freshman Rebecca Hardy was immediately apprehended by fellow students and put in the stocks, sources are confirming. “Wow, these people really take this book seriously,” Hardy told EOTT as she attempted to avoid the vegetables that were being tossed at her. “I’ve seen bibles with The Imitation of Christ... Read More
Radio Pledge Drive Sadly Best Part of Catholic Station’s Programming
June 4, 2015 by Admin
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Sadly admitting that last quarter’s Catholic radio pledge drive was the best program they had aired in the past few months, local program director Thomas Wolf of My God is and Awesome God Radio told EOTT that he was now considering just running reruns of the drive from here on out. “The drive was clearly better listening than nearly every other program we aired in the last few years,” Wolf told EOTT as he also considered just alternating past pledge... Read More
Synod On The Family Admits New ‘Caitlyn’ Jenner Vanity Fair Cover ‘A Game Changer’
Members of the Synod on the Family scrambled to meet today to discuss what some bishops are calling “a game changer” after Bruce Jenner appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair revealing his new Caitlyn Jenner identity. The impromptu meeting was called by Cardinal Reinhard Marx to review how they could leverage what he called the potential “straw that broke the discriminatory camel’s back.” “You guys…tell me you saw Caitlyn on Vanity,” a giddy... Read More