Eminem Adapts To Praise & Worship In Effort To Stay Relevant

June 13, 2019 by  
Filed under Parish Life

Image: Mika-photography In an effort to reach out to a growing and larger audience, Rapper Marshal Mathers announced this morning that he has decided to adapt his style of music to contemporary Christian Music, also known as Praise & Worship. “I’ve never really been that religious, as most of you know” Marshal Mathers told members of the press. “But if there is a chance my music can be confused with actual prayer and worship, then this... Read More

Perfect Meme Reverses Roe v. Wade

June 12, 2019 by  
Filed under Politics

In a desperate effort to outdo a pro-life meme that was so great and perfect that the Supreme Court had no choice but to overrule Roe v. Wade Wednesday, local pro-choice activists were forced to work through the night to come up with their “gem” of a meme. “It was the most outstanding piece of logic, sprinkled with just the right amount of humor,” Justice Sonia Sotomayor told the press. “This is not the process that we in the Supreme Court... Read More