Lapsed Catholic Confirms She Is Still Spiritual

December 18, 2012 by  
Filed under Libs & Trads

27-year-old Sara Matson confirmed to friends yesterday that she was indeed still very spiritual despite no longer attending Mass.

Matson, a World Religions teacher at St. Francis Xavier Catholic School in Sherman Oaks, California reported to her friends that she feels her creator’s presence everywhere.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with going to church,” Matson later confirmed. “There’s also nothing wrong with not going to church. And actually, if you really think about it…since our creator, call her what you will, is in everything, then really, everywhere is church, if you kinda think about it like that.”

At press time, Matson has asked her friends not to judge her, since you don’t define another when you judge them, but rather, define yourself.