Disobedient SSPV Woman Wearing Shoes In Kitchen

September 17, 2013 by  
Filed under Libs & Trads


Fillmore, NY–Local member of the Society of St. Pius V Marisa Conti reported Tuesday that she planned to wear shoes in the kitchen despite a recent ruling by SSPV and her husband rejecting her request to wear shoes into the kitchen. “You know…putting on a pair of shoes before entering the kitchen will most certainly be the single most exhilarating moment of my life. I’m actually scared that, not being used to the feeling of grip against tile, I might actually trip,” Conti nervously said as she took her first daring step into the kitchen, awkwardly stumbling across the tiled kitchen floor like a newborn calf. “One small step for an SSPV woman…one giant leap for SSPV!” Conti’s husband, Benjamin Conti, told EOTT that he was “utterly” ashamed of his wife, and blamed recent changes in his wife on her more liberal-minded SSPX girlfriends. “If I told her once, I’ve told her a million times…get rid of those friends,” he said as he cleaned out the sanitary pit privy of their outhouse. “She’s not pregnant, and now she’s walking around the kitchen with shoes on like some kinda floozy.”