Coolest Catholic Guy In Parish Calls Jesus “JC”

April 20, 2015 by  
Filed under Parish Life

According to friends of the coolest Catholic guy in the parish, local parishioner Cameron Young calls Jesus “JC,” although JC is not the Lord’s name and never has been.

“Cameron’s always saying cool things like, ‘praise JC,’ and ‘give your life over to JC.’” Friend of Cameron, Joshua Stein said. “He makes the Catholic religion so hip and relevant that I always wanna pray to JC. And I’m Jewish.”

Stein went on to say that although he is sometimes tempted to pray to JC, he doesn’t feel cool and awesome enough to attempt calling him by his initials. “He’s gotta have such an amazing relationship with Jesus, if he feels so comfortable using his initials.”

At press time, Young is toying with calling Jesus “J” or “My Homie.”