As Syrian Conflict Intensifies, New Jersey Man Urges God To End Jets Quarterback Controversy

August 30, 2013 by  
Filed under Politics

East Rutherford, New Jersey––As U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry effectively set out a case for missile strikes on Syria this morning, New York resident Alan Jones has intensified his prayers for God Almighty to resolve the quarterback controversy brewing in New York. Jones reported to EOTT this afternoon that after having accidentally stumbled upon a Fox News “Alert”... Read More