Rubio And Other Christian Birthers Demand To See Trump’s Baptismal Certificate

February 25, 2016 by  
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Image:Gage Skidmore

Image:Gage Skidmore

Marco Rubio attacked Donald Trump on Wednesday, questioning his eligibility to speak as a Christian running for office by creating uncertainty about the GOP front-runner’s claim to be a follower of Christ .

The senator retweeted an accusation claiming that “It’s a slam dunk case” that Donald Trump was ineligible to speak as though he were a Christian while running for president.

“I don’t know. I really…I’ve never looked at it,” Rubio told reporters Wednesday morning. “As somebody said, he was never baptized. And I retweeted it. I have lots of people following me on social media, and I retweet things and we start dialogue and it’s very interesting.”

Trump, who was born in New York City to Presbyterian parents, fired back.

“As Christ wrote somewhere in the bible, ‘Don’t be losers. Drop your nets and follow me.’ And I take these words seriously. Only winners follow Christ, and Rubio is losing. He’s losing badly, which makes him a loser, and therefore not a Christian.”

  • Adam Hovey

    Here’s a technicality for you since Bernie Sanders is apparently atheist he cannot be president since the President must promise to uphold the Constitution which mentions a creator several times. Maybe Donald Trump will pick Bernie Sanders is his vice president I wouldn’t doubt it.

    • Caroline

      You mean the Declaration of Independence. No Creator mentioned in the constitution.

    • Theo

      Maybe agnostic, but not atheist.

      • Monk

        Oh, I’m pretty sure Trump worships Mammon.

        • Theo

          Bernie was the subject, not Trump

          • Monk

            Yes, alright. And I’m pretty sure Bernie worships the State.
            So, Bernie and Trump are both believers.

  • Jim

    At which point, Gov. John Kasich was heard asking Dr. Ben Carson, “Got any threes?” to which Dr. Carson replied, with uncharacteristic gusto, “Go fish!”

  • Hotrod1962

    Trump was baptized in the East River….I guess that explains his hair.

  • samton909

    What I want to know is, will Donald Trump allow the use of contraceptives to control the Zika virus?

  • Monk

    “The word’s out that [Trump] hasn’t paid any tithes for 10 years.” – Former Senate Majority Liar Harry Reid

  • MamaFactotum

    At press time, Jesus could be seen shaking His head in amused dismay. “Sometimes, you guys…” He sighed. “Oy!”

  • Wildgraywolf

    Trump, …, fired back. “As Christ wrote somewhere in the bible, ‘Don’t be losers. Drop your nets and follow me.’

    I laugh hysterically…