First Lady Melania Trump Swats Away President’s Hand During Our Father

May 24, 2017 by  
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For the second time in just a few days, first lady Melania Trump was seen avoiding holding hands with her husband Donald Trump, this time at the Vatican during the recitation of the Our Father.

Just days after she was caught swatting President Trump’s hand away in Israel, Melania was again seen swatting away her husband’s hand, this time in front of the Pope.

“Awwwkward,” said Pope Francis.

Adding insult to injury, Trump has a fondness for holding hands, especially during the Our Father, one source close to the President told EOTT.

 

“The President has a fondness for holding hands in most situations, especially when it comes to the Our Father. Some say that his wife prefers not to. Others say that she does prefer to hold hands, just not with her husband because his hands are so small that she spends most of her time during the Our Father unable to focus on praying, but rather, trying to figure out whether or not she’s holding anything at all.”

  • Professor Q

    Perhaps that’s why Pope Francis gave Trump a copy of Amoris Laetitia… =)

  • christopherschaefer

    This underscores THE reason why I attend the Traditional Latin Mass: we only hold hands during the Our Father’s concluding response “Sed libera nos a malo”.

    • Really? There’s absolutely none of that Kumbaya garbage whatsoever at my TLM. Is yours diocesan, FSSP, or…? Mine is ICKSP.

      • christopherschaefer

        “Really?” she asks, overlooking the fact that this is a Catholic satire site.

        • No, that’s *why* I said “really?” — because I knew the possibility you were pulling our legs was strong; nonetheless, I have seen so many disappointing and disheartening things happen during Mass that it wouldn’t have surprised me if you were being serious.

        • VeilOfTiers

          I wish more people realized…at least the commenters on this article.

      • Kathryn Coe

        ICKSP?

        • Institute of Christ the King Sovereign Priest.

          • Kathryn Coe

            Thanks.

    • samton909

      My phone number is Etcum Spiri two two oh.

      • christopherschaefer

        Wait! When I was a kid we all thought that was the Pope’s phone number!!

  • Casper

    Instead of flicking away hand, Melania should have wiped her nose a lot just before the Our Father.

  • FatherWagner

    I’ve heard Melania is very Rad-Trad. She never goes anywhere without her copy of The Council of Trent.

  • Gary Hylton

    She knows where his nasty hands have been.

    • jw Chadwick

      His nasty hands?? The b?tch was an escort many years ago. Why he married her no one can understand. He needs to DUMP the mail order bride and send her back to ShitHoleVania COD. Almost certain his national approval rating would jump 10% as she’s costing the taxpayers over a million a day to keep her pampered escort ass in New York. This call girl has no interest in being the first lady much less acting like one. It’s HER decision solely that’s kept his son in New York and somehow the media hasn’t badgered her over the extreme cost to taxpayers.

      • Monk

        OK, so you have a crush on Melania. Is that what you’re saying?

        • jw Chadwick

          Ya, sure thing Skippy. Adding and manipulating others words hugh?? And whats with youre May Day ensemble?? Hiding youre identity for what reason?? Hang around middle schools or out of the way Parks??
          I know you might think of yourself as Unique?? However its gotten old, an Illegal in many places freak. Good luck trolling for victims Freak

          • Monk

            A simple Yes would have sufficed.

          • jw Chadwick

            You understanding the word “No”?? Now that would suffice pedophile.

          • Monk

            I wish HermitTalker were here to have a chat with you.

          • jw Chadwick

            Wow, a threat i take it?? Online, stated, Are you Really this F?cking stupid??
            No means No, not maybe, not yes. Too bad youre comprehension has caused so much harm to young innocent victims.
            I can see why you go under an Alias as youre true self is plastered in every USPS, under sex offenders.

          • Monk

            It’s OK, Chad. I understand.

          • jw Chadwick

            So, be Honest, i wont tell anyone, ARE you on supervised probation or all on youre own now??
            Youre sick secret is safe with me, promise, Eagle Scouts Honor.

          • jw Chadwick

            No, its Not. Raping innocent victims by what of ruphenol is never ok, no matter what you believe or how much youre ex-con support group tells you.

          • samton909

            This is what we call “transference

          • Escaping Atheism ن​

            The regulars here are so awesome.

          • Monk

            This kind of demon is only driven out through fasting and prayer.

          • Monk

            And here we are on the eve of celebrating Saint Phillip Neri who is purported to have had an outrageous sense of humor. Maybe he could be the Patron Saint of EOTT.

          • samton909

            This is what we call “transference”

          • VeilOfTiers

            Speaking of trolling!!!

          • jw Chadwick

            And……. ???
            Another douche, hiding behind a ficticous screen name, too much of p?ssy to actuall use youre real name.

          • samton909

            Too much porn causes you to use question marks a lot.

          • jw Chadwick

            Gfy douche. The only thing i enjoy is finding d-bags like yourself and making youre life interesting.

          • samton909

            Do you enjoy meth? Or do you find it makes you a bit jumpy?

          • VeilOfTiers

            At least my “fictitious screen name” (that’s so AOL) isn’t trying to fool anyone into thinking it’s my real name.

            Troll.

          • jw Chadwick

            Almost a full day to reply, then come back with a 6 yr olds maturity??
            Sorry, thats my pic, thats my name. AOL??, does anyone use it anymore???
            But whats even more interesting?? Is how many times ppl have found you with the intent of kicking youre teeth down youre throat???
            Juevinile douche bag. Its no wonder why youve been cheated on by spouses, like dealing with a retarded toddler.

          • VeilOfTiers

            oh I am sooooo afraid.

            You did not get what the AOL comment was all about, did you?

      • samton909

        You can tell the ones that are deep into pornography

        • jw Chadwick

          Whos “you can tell”??. Some theory you have?, bc youre mother didnt breast feed you enough, or youre father molested you, gave you some great insight to peoples personalities?.
          Not likely. Just freak hiding behind a screen name
          Im listed in the phone book, if you ever have balls to say that crap to my face?? Dont worry, you wont walk away.

          • samton909

            Poor little Chaddy. Reduced to pretending to be a man on the internet.

  • samton909

    President Trump has suddenly become a fundamentalist evengelical. He thought her hand was his snake, which he sought to wrap around him before meeting with the Pope. He usually chants to the snake “Bite me. I dare you, in the name of Jesus, bite me you loser. No, you won’t because your have low energy”

    • christopherschaefer

      Fake news! All of it! Fake Fake Fake!

      • samton909

        Watch – it will be on CNN tonight. “Sources say…”

  • susanna

    Melania remembered there are no public displays of affection at the Vatican (for heterosexuals anyway).

  • James Ignatius

    Well, this is still better than mimicking the oriens like most laity.

  • Pelicanus88

    He was slapped down. Bigly.

  • Cminor

    (attention clap) Boys! Boys! Neutral corners right NOW!
    Where is Sr. Mary Brigid when you need her?

  • maria1125

    ouch…that last part was a low blow.