Mars Curiosity Rover Successfully Reaches Jesuit Seminary

March 2, 2013 by  
Filed under Libs & Trads, Uncategorized

Berkeley, CA––NASA announced Tuesday that its 2.5 billion dollar Mars Curiosity Rover has successfully touched down in the Jesuit Seminary in Berkeley. For close to a decade, the Church and NASA alike have been fascinated with the possibility that the Jesuit seminary might at one time have contained the chemical resources and ingredients needed to support a religious community. The Rover has already begun to send back images to the NASA headquarters in Houston, one of which, researchers believe, appear to be a pair of leather pants.

Original post date: 9/25/2012

  • Poor Yorek

    obligatory:

    “Presumably, no intelligent life has been discovered?”

    • Me

      Beam me up, Scotty?