Matt Fradd Named Eye Of The Tiber’s Sexiest Chastity Speaker Alive

August 4, 2013 by  
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Eye of the Tiber is happy to announce that Catholic apologist Matt Fradd has been named its 2013 Sexiest Chastity Speaker Alive. His rugged good looks, dirty blond locks, and of course the masculine, yet somehow soft and gentle sound of this Aussie’s voice helped make him this year’s top choice. Although this Australian by birth, Catholic by choice hottie spends his time preparing for talks on subjects such as chastity, love, and the dangers of pornography, there’s no need for this Australian Stalion to ever prepare to look handome. “When it comes to his face, it seems as though time has stopped at 5 o’clock in the afternoon,” EOTT Fashion Corespondent recently told the press. “Combine his perpetual 5 o’clock shadow with his somewhat disheveled, dirty, dirty blond hair, while staring into his refined and stately eyes, and you’ll find yourself hypnotized by the end of his talk.” After being notified of this win Fradd thanked Eye of the Tiber on their decision, and went on to thank those nominated with him.  “I just felt so honored to even be named in the same category as Chris Stefanik,” Fradd told EOTT in the typical modest fashion that helped him win the award. At press time Eye of the Tiber has received a one word message from Stefanik: “Bull.”

  • Jeff

    That moment when you know Matt Fradd keeps posting EOTT link on his Facebook page

  • Jane

    Heck yeah!

  • Tim Ryland

    He is a handsome devil.

  • Ronnie

    No comment yet from George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman…or any other People’s “Sexiest Men Alive”?

  • Singing Mum

    Well, behind every studly man is an amazing wife.
    Go Cameron!!

  • Mark Hart

    This is such genius. I seriously can’t stop laughing. Well done, EOTT!