Skinny Southern California Girl Who Fasted From Carbohydrates And Fatty Foods Not Ready To Give Up Her Lenten Fast

April 21, 2014 by  
Filed under Parish Life

San Diego, CA–Despite having successfully fulfilled her Lenten fast from carbohydrates and fatty foods, skinny SoCal girl Amber Miller announced today that she would be continuing her fast indefinitely out of love for Jesus and her new set of rock-hard abs.

“The Bible says that JC fasted for 40 days and 40 nights…and that obviously means he fasted from carbohydrates and fatty foods. I wanted to act in imitation of Him,” Miller said as she oiled up her arms and stomach for a quick “tan sesh” before she hit up the bar with her girlfriends. “I remember my friends saying like, Amber, that’ so cray, because they know how much I love burritos and stuff, and I was all like, I love Jesus and tight pants so I’m gonna do it. And now I can seriously see myself fasting for my abs, I mean for my Lord, forever. I’ve never felt so disciplined in my life.”

At press time, Miller has announced that she may even consider going to Mass sometime before Christmas.

  • Robin

    I think I know this girl