New Study Finds People Are Immune To COVID-19 While Rioting And Looting

June 4, 2020 by  
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By Kevin Kukla (

Mainstream media outlets from across the country this morning have been reporting on a breakthrough study that shows that to build immunity to COVID-19, all one has to do is to stand in the middle of a riot while holding a looted item.

“We are not sure, but we suspect stolen cardboard packages containing such items as television sets, video game systems, and the like, work best to create some kind of protective force field,” lead researcher Dr. Dorothy Dolt told EOTT. “Another way is to be holding a baseball bat or such item that could be used to shatter storefront glass.”

Dr. Dolt is scheduled to hold a joint press conference with Dr. Anthony Fauci, the Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, later this afternoon, in which they are expected to reveal their findings that airborne COVID-19 virus cells die when exposed to heat, particularly from vehicles and buildings lit up by arson.