Pope Benedict Declares 2013 “Year Of Stuff”

October 19, 2012 by  
Filed under Uncategorized, Vatican

Vatican – Wednesday Angelus attendees were shocked today when His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI declared the Year of Our Lord 2013 to be the “Year of Stuff,” un-declaring his previous declaration of 2013 as the “Year of Faith.” “From October 11, 2012 to November 24, 2013, that is, exactly one year,” His Holiness said, “we as a Church will be recalling all the Stuff that Our Lord did for the fallen human race.” While His Holiness could not be reached for comment regarding the sudden and last-minute change, a Vatican spokesman told EOTT that “His Holiness thought the Church would have more stuff to meditate on this way.”