San Francisco Parishioner Sits During Consecration In Protest Of Church’s Treatment Of Women 

August 29, 2016 by  
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San Francisco parishioner Colin Paekernick has been embroiled in fierce controversy after refusing to kneel for the consecration in protest of what he deemed “wrongdoings against women in the Catholic Church.” His latest refusal to kneel came before his parish’s preadvent Mass last Sunday morning. “I am not going to stand up to show pride for a church that oppresses people of the female gender,” Paekernick told EOTT in... Read More

Newspaper Fires Staff Writers Amid Allegations That They Had Opinions 

August 23, 2016 by  
Filed under Libs & Trads

Image: Andrew Hermiz Two National Catholic Register staff writers have been fired and are now facing possible public flogging after they allegedly had opinions and were outspoken about them. The National Catholic Register on Monday terminated Mark Shea and Simcha Fisher from their positions as staff writers from the EWTN-owned newspaper. Reports from several bloggers say that they were fired for allegedly saying stuff that kinda pissed some Catholics... Read More

Catholics Attending Sedevacantist World Youth Day Still Waiting For Pope To Arrive

August 18, 2016 by  
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Image: Socrates2008 Many Catholics attending the Sedevacantist World Youth Day are reportedly still anxiously waiting the Pope’s arrival, sources are reporting. According to numerous sources who have been patiently waiting in Panama City since early dawn of 1958 for the Pope’s arrival, the patience of many of the attendees has been “pushed to its limits.” “I’ve been waiting on this damn field for the Opening Ceremonies... Read More

Russian Orthodox Church Accused Of Doping Parishioners To Gain Spiritual Advantage

August 11, 2016 by  
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With Armageddon just around the corner, the Russian Orthodox Church is in the midst of a massive doping scandal. On Monday, the Court of Spiritual Arbitration upheld a doping suspension for nearly 20,000 members of the Russian Orthodox Church. Patriarch Kirill of Moscow said he expects that the International Spiritual Committee will make its final ruling by this Saturday on whether anyone from his church will be allowed to compete for salvation. “This... Read More

Hillsong Apparently Some Sort Of Christian Band Or Church Or Something That Many Protestants Dislike For Some Reason

August 8, 2016 by  
Filed under Parish Life

  Reporting that he was absolutely baffled as to who or what a “Hillsong” was, as well as the reason why so many Protestants hated it or him or whatever this Hillsong thing was, local Catholic George Matthews told EOTT this morning that he has, nevertheless, been able to deduce by reading multiple protestant blogs that the person or church or band in question was of the Devil…or God. “I suppose that this Hillsong band or church or whatever... Read More

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