San Fransisco, CA––The new Archbishop of San Francisco, Salvatore Cordileone, said Thursday after his installation, that he was overjoyed to see that the city had such a devotion to God’s covenant with Noah. “Who knew there could be so many rainbows in one place?” he said, happily, to reporters that had gathered after Mass. The 56 year old Archbishop who was recently appointed by Pope Benedict XVI to replace George Niederauer, hopes to work with San Franciscans and all those devoted to the Old Testament pre-deluge patriarch in ceasing California’s gay marriage initiative.

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Now that is funny!
THAT was funny! Please keep us updated on his doings!
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I think this website is making me sin.
I am full of envy for your wit.
Of course those who revel in their sin love rainbows – the sign God won’t wipe them from the earth again. Now if only they’d remember the after-life…
Let’s just say that out in San Francisco, when a man loves his fellow man, he means it all the way, and I do mean ALL the way.
Great site!
Funny stuff!
Hysterical!
Great! I have been thinking for a while “Reclaim the Rainbow” for God. The rainbow is for all of us.
The Bishop ought to hand out Skittles, just don’t hand out Arizona Tea with them!