Clown At Circus Mass Reprimanded For Honking Sanctus Horn At Wrong Part Of Consecration

October 20, 2013 by  
Filed under Libs & Trads

Sources say that just minutes after a Circus Mass at St. Pius X Catholic Church concluded earlier this morning, Church Pastor and Ring Master Fr. Reggie Smith reprimanded a clown deacon for having honked the Sanctus Horn several seconds after the consecration. “The GIRM clearly states that a little before the Consecration, when appropriate, a server honks a horn as a signal to the audience,” an... Read More

There Was Certainly A Point During My Clown Mass When I Thought, “What The Hell Am I Doing?”

May 23, 2013 by  
Filed under Mass, Uncategorized

Tuscan, AZ–Pastor of St. Genesius Catholic Church in Tuscan, Arizona Fr. Edmond Harrington confirmed to reporters this afternoon that at one point during his first Clown Mass, he looked at his oversized checkered shoes and thought to himself, “Edmond Reginold Harrington, what the hell are you doing?” “I mean don’t get me wrong, I don’t feel a shred of guilt... Read More