“Sedevacantist Singles” Employees Not Sure Whether To Recognize Authority Of Company President

June 6, 2013 by  
Filed under Libs & Trads, Uncategorized

Seattle, WA–After being called in to a meeting by Sedevacantist Singles President Michael Hoffman early Thursday morning, employees of the ultra-traditionalist dating site were perplexed as to whether to acknowledge their CEO’s authority, and to attend the mandatory meeting, sources confirm. “I’m just not sure whether to believe he’s the real president,”... Read More

Female Parishioners Upset That Men Not Also Being Asked To “Set The Altar” Before Mass

January 31, 2013 by  
Filed under Mass, Uncategorized

Baker, OR–Female Parishioners at St. John Bosco Parish in Baker, Oregon have sent a letter to Bishop Liam Cary accusing their pastor Fr. Maurice Alvarez as well as Deacon Bob Ley of sexism and chauvinism. The one-page complaint letter alleges, among other things, that Alvarez “sits back in the rectory with Deacon Bob every Sunday before Mass, laughing it up, while the women are... Read More

Quick-Thinking Parishioners Rush Altar To Assist Lone Priest

January 8, 2013 by  
Filed under Mass, Uncategorized

Culver City, CA––Parishioners of St. Raymond Catholic Church in Culver City, California were forced to jump into action during Mass early Monday morning when it appeared that only one priest would be available for the consecration. According to sources at the scene, parishioners went into a frenzy when it appeared that visiting priest Fr. Bryce Carbone was close to saying the words of consecration... Read More