Parishioners Mystified By Sudden Appearance Of Mysterious, Shiny Golden Box

February 20, 2013 by  
Filed under Parish Life, Uncategorized

A photograph of the shiny, gold box-thingy captured moments before police closed the area to reporters

A photograph of the shiny, golden box-thingy captured moments before police closed the area to reporters Houston, TX–Just weeks after being appointed a new young pastor, parishioners at St. Agatha Catholic Church in Houston, Texas were baffled this morning when they saw a large, gold, “magical box-looking thingy” sitting directly behind the altar as they entered St. Agatha... Read More

Drive-Thru Confessions Huge Hit In Local Parish

January 5, 2013 by  
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Reports out of The Church of the Most Holy Trinity in Wichita, Kansas are confirming that last week’s launch of their new drive-thru confessional was a complete success. “It’s an absolute blessing,” Church Pastor Father Donald Borland told EOTT. “One day I was sitting in the confessional listening to this old man’s confessions, and all I could think about... Read More

Statue In Cathedral Of Our Lady Of The Angels Wondering Why Everyone Keeps Laughing At It

January 3, 2013 by  
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Los Angeles, CA––The Virgin Mary statue at the entrance of Our Lady of the Angels Cathedral in Los Angeles announced today that it was becoming evermore frustrated and frankly rather confused by the amount of mockery it has received since it was first created. The 8-foot-tall, modern representation of the Virgin Mary told Eye of the Tiber that ever since it was created in 2002, it has... Read More

New State-Of-The-Art Church Promises Comforts Of The Future

October 29, 2012 by  
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LONDON––A new state-of-the-art church in London opened today with Christmas/Easter size crowds eager for an opportunity to experience the next generation of churches. St. Joseph Cupertino Parish pastor Roger O’Malley gave Eye of the Tiber an exclusive tour of the mega Catholic Church. “As you can see everyone gets their own synthetic leather recliner, which includes storage... Read More